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things that make me go "hmmm..."


This is good to sleep on. Maybe I'll think something profound while I sleep like a baby...


Can you cry under water? 

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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 

 
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? 

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? 

 
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 

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What disease did cured ham actually have? 

 
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 

 
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 

 
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? 

 
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? 

 
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 

 
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 

 
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 

 
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? 

 
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? 

 
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? 

 
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? 

 
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! 

 
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 

 
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? 

 
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 

 
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? 

 
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above? 

 
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? 

 
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? 

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