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“Good morning. I wanted to report on a morning event because a very important thing happened here this morning. I broke into a top secret package. I received it yesterday in the mail from Amazon and the way is that it was packaged while we ___ it there was something like an explosive material in there something because there was not a single place in the packaging material when one could scissors or anything like that. Normally when I get packages like that my strategy is to insert something into the place where the package things up on the display so that I can kind of manipulate that loose and eventually cut away the packaging it was not really not going to happen this morning. It's ___ 2 sharp objects to open the package and the thing it was ___ top secret was a pillow case. That is rather ridiculous on that note I'm going to go eat lunch.”

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hickory1996
Jan. 20th, 2010 06:36 pm (UTC)
Now that is just nuts. Why in the world would they make a pillow case so top secret that you had that much trouble getting into the pakcage?
rdfreak
Jan. 20th, 2010 11:00 pm (UTC)
Lol nothing wrong with a pillow case! may it serve you well after all that effort to open it! :)
rnb_capricorn
Jan. 22nd, 2010 11:47 pm (UTC)
LOL, I do not know why I find it so funny but... a pillow case packaged up to where it takes several sharp objects to open it? Wow... but you made the story amusing!
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