You know I never took Spanish in my life. But I know a little bit because I went to summer camp with this little kid who couldn't speak any English, and I learned some then. Anyway, we got this call in Spanish the other day. This guy wanted to talk to Jorge. I couldn't remember anything but "por favor".
So I went home and dug deep into my experience and prepared myself for the next call, which was today. The guy wanted Jorge. I said like anyone who's had ten years of Spanish: "Jorge no esta aqui."
So then the guy started talking in Spanish to me, and I said I didn't speak Spanish.
"Oh," he said. "No more speaka Spanish? I call back.