of spammers and trophies

The spammers are coming! Every day there is a new spelling of that certain event-enhancing medication for the gender that does not include me. I DON'T WANT IT!!! That is, unless they've reformulated it to magically remove trophies from my nose! And if that's the case, the spammers just need to start putting "anti-trophy wonder drug" in the subject line, and I'll open that mail right up. And since I doubt that will happen anytime soon, they can just stop emailing me this junk!