Stole this from sweet_deviant
 I have a Job  I have a car payment [X] I have a house payment/rent [X] I've made a house or car payment late [ ] I've had a car repossessed  I know my credit score  I have a kid  I have kids by more than one person  I pay child support  I'm married [X] I've been divorced [ ] I'm 30 or older and haven't been married [X] I have toys from my childhood that are older than half of myspace (or LJ) [X] I remember when David Lee Roth left Van Halen. [X] I saw "E.T." in the Theater or Drive - in  I know who shot J.R.  I've watched Fraggle Rock. [X] I know the sloagan "Where's the Beef?" [X] I've found grey hairs (YIKES!) [X] I have aches and/or pains for no apparent reason [X] I've uttered the phrase "Kids these days..." [X] I've uttered the phrase "When *I* was a kid..." [X] I think current teen fashion is laughable, but I own something from the 80's or early 90's thats equally retarded.  I know off the top of my head who Crockett and Tubbs are.  "Capital Gains tax", "401k", and "Homestead exemption" all mean something to me.  I wanted a Delorean. [X] I remember when it was just "Star Trek"  I had a Trapper Keeper [X] I know what "Reaganomics" was. [X] I remember when Michael Jackson was Black.  I remember Max Headroom  I know who killed Laura Palmer [X] I remember when VCR's were a "new gadget" [X] I remember Atari  I remember when the only anime show you could watch was Robotech. [X] I remember when there was no such thing as a personal computer. [X] I remember Pop Rocks!