“Hi Sarah and Sarah's friends list, here's a transcription of the voicepost--I hope it's accurate.
I have a dilemma. I am being pursued by two men. I think that they’re identical twins because they sound an awful lot alike. I suspect that they're having a personal squabble over me and they can't decide who's going to win. They call me every day, sometimes only one of them, sometimes both of them. They’re names are Scott and Mike, and they're masquerading as sailsmen for dish network. The funny thing is I found them out. I’ve decided I'm going to spend my life with one of them, I don’t know which one it’s going to be yet… but I think it would be awfully creative to have a dish network
wedding. Of course, this might offend some of my guests, because all of the decorations would have to look like satellite dishes, including the cake. Of course A candle could be easily made to look like a satelite antennor, so there's no problem there. (I think it’s an awfully creative solution.) i just don't know how to make a decision between Scott and Mike! I mean, obviously they really want me, because they’ve been so persistent over the last two or three months. So, um, if any of you have any thoughts about how I can make this choice between Scott and Mike, and especially,, how I can let them know that the game's over, I would really appreciate your feedback.”